Alehouse Brawls
Good morrow Parishioners,
Following multiple complaints from the residents of Goose Alley, the Parish Council has decreed that all tavern brawls must henceforth be conducted in silence — and outdoors, so as to inconvenience the greatest possible number of parishioners. Participants are reminded that:
- All gestures of outrage must be performed without audible accompaniment.
- Tankard-throwing is permitted only if gracefully mimed. Pointing dramatically is encouraged.
Public rehearsals will be held every Thursday outside The Drunken Goose.
Respectfully yours,
Middle Woe Parish Council
