The Village of Middle Woe

Privacy Policy

The Curious Turnip

Last updated: 25th March 2026

The Curious Turnip respects your privacy and is committed to protecting any personal information you share when visiting this website, subscribing to emails, or purchasing products. This privacy policy explains how information is collected, used, and protected.

Information Collected

Website Visits

When you visit this website, basic anonymous information may be collected automatically, such as:

This information helps understand how the website is used and improve content.

Email Sign-Up

If you choose to subscribe to emails, the following information may be collected:

This information is used only to send occasional updates, blog posts, or information related to The Curious Turnip.

You can unsubscribe at any time using the link in any email.

Payhip Purchases

If you purchase a product through the Payhip shop connected to The Curious Turnip, your personal information is processed by Payhip in accordance with Payhip’s own privacy policy.

The shop owner may receive limited information necessary to fulfil your order, such as:

Payments are processed securely by third-party payment providers (such as Stripe or PayPal). Payment details are not stored by The Curious Turnip.

How Information Is Used

Information collected may be used to:

Information is processed based on consent (for email subscriptions) or legitimate interest (for improving the website and fulfilling orders).

Your information will never be sold or shared with third parties for marketing purposes.

Email Marketing

If you subscribe to the mailing list, your email address will be stored securely by the email service provider used to send newsletters or updates.

You may unsubscribe at any time by clicking the unsubscribe link included in every email.

Cookies

This website may use basic cookies to:

These cookies are used for basic functionality and to understand general visitor behaviour. They do not intentionally collect personally identifiable information.

Third-Party Services

This website may link to or use services provided by third parties, including:

Each service has its own privacy policy and data protection practices.

Data Protection

Reasonable steps are taken to protect personal information and keep it secure.

However, no method of online transmission or storage is completely secure.

Data Retention

Personal information is kept only for as long as necessary to fulfil the purposes outlined in this policy.

Your Rights

Under UK and EU data protection laws, you have the right to:

If you wish to exercise these rights, you may contact the site owner using the contact details provided on the website.

Changes to This Policy

This privacy policy may be updated from time to time to reflect changes in services or legal requirements.

The most recent version will always be available on this page.

Contact

If you have questions about this privacy policy, please contact:

hello@thecuriousturnip.com