Alehouse Delivery
Alehouse Delivery
Good morrow Parishioners,
There has been an erroneous delivery to The Drunken Goose. We serve only ale (but not watered down, of course, eh Toby?), not fine Bordeaux wines.
If you require sophistication, kindly remove thyself to Upper Woe.
Should any cask of imported cheese, silk waistcoats, or scented candles also arrive by mistake, residents are asked to ignore them entirely.
They are most certainly not for Lord de Wode. Despite rumours to the contrary.
Respectfully yours,
Middle Woe Parish Council
