An Important Clarification Regarding the Parish Clerk
POSTED AT THE MANOR GATE To all householders of Middle Woe,
The Office of the Reeve wishes to clarify that the pig presently occupying Mr Wattle's wheelbarrow is not, despite persistent rumours, the Manorial Clerk.
The resemblance has been noted.
No further comparison is considered helpful.
The matter is now closed.
Thomas Clodwell Reeve of Middle Woe