Beating of the Bounds in Middle Woe
Good morrow, Parishioners.
As a result of the confusion during this year's Beating of the Bounds, next year's boundary markers will no longer include sleeping villagers.
Brother Eammon still hasn't been seen since he was blessed, measured, and entered into the parish records as "a single large stone."
Three neighbouring villages have already disputed ownership.
The matter will be settled once someone remembers where he was left.
This may take some time, as a considerable amount of ale was consumed by all who took part, resulting in memory loss and four entirely different accounts of where the parish actually is.
Respectfully yours
Middle Woe Parish Council
