Collective Responsibility
Good morrow Parishioners,
Following last week's incident involving an unattended barrel of ale, three geese, and the temporary disappearance of Toby Maltspigot, the entire village has been fined three turnips each.
Mr Maltspigot denies any wrongdoing.
The goose denies all responsibility and refuses to comment unless it has a lawyer.
Respectfully yours, Middle Woe Parish Council
