Ducking Stool
Good morrow Parishioners,
The ducking stool is out of order until further notice.
We are still attempting to retrieve the stool, the accused, and a barrel of Matilda Maltspigot's special ale, which fell into the pond under circumstances that remain under investigation.
Toby Maltspigot denies all knowledge, naturally.
Respectfully yours,
Middle Woe Parish Council
