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Good morrow Parishioners,
The pinfold on Water Lane has received three geese, a pig of uncertain ownership, and one goat who appears to have filed a formal objection. If the owners do not come forward to claim ownership, said animals will be released into village life, including a position on DUNG (Department of Ungoverned Nuisance and Grievances).
Job description yet to be decided.
Respectfully yours, Middle Woe Parish Council
