Emergency Gathering
Good morrow Parishioners,
The Parish Council held an emergency gathering on Monday evening for absolutely no reason, but all councillors had to attend or else be on the latrine cleaning agenda for the next two years.
The meeting lasted until 8.45pm until the geese arrived for their choir practice.
Some parishioner’s ears will never recover.
The Parish Council takes absolutely no responsibility for this, or for any other injury that occurs in the parish.
Respectfully yours, Middle Woe Parish Council