Hue & Cry
Good morrow Parishioners,
A Hue and Cry was raised at approximately two o'clock on Tuesday afternoon. All available parishioners responded promptly and are to be commended for their civic duty.
The goose strenuously denies any wrongdoing and was simply running in the same direction as the villagers, despite rumours to the contrary.
Respectfully yours, Middle Woe Parish Council
