Jousting in the churchyard

16 May, 2026

Good morrow Parishioners,

After last week’s incident involving two lances, one pew, and a startled verger, there is to be no more jousting in the village churchyard.

Any jousting must now take place behind the ale house, so that any injuries can be treated promptly and forgotten even faster.

Respectfully yours,

Middle Woe Parish Council

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