Midden Heap
POSTED AT THE MANOR GATE
The following notice is issued for immediate compliance.
Due to excessive rain, the midden heap has floated downstream. It was last observed passing Millerβs Bridge shortly after Prime.
Parishioners recognising any personal belongings are invited to reclaim them before they reach Lower Woe, where experience suggests they will not be seen again.
Thomas Clodwell Reeve of Middle Woe