Parish Protection Herbs
POSTED AT THE DOOR OF ALL HALLOWS CHURCH To the faithful of Middle Woe,
A shortage of the rosemary sprigs customarily distributed for the protection of homes and households has recently come to my attention.
Parishioners are kindly requested not to substitute parsley, nettles, cabbage leaves, or any other greenery they happen to discover growing near the pig enclosure.
While all herbs have their proper place within God's creation, not all possess the same reputation for warding off misfortune.
Agnes Nettlewood has, quite unsolicited, assured me that she knows nothing whatsoever concerning the present shortage.
Your patience, and your continued prayers, are greatly appreciated.
Father Peter Puddlewick Priest of All Hallows Church, Middle Woe