The Village Well
POSTED AT THE DOOR OF ALL HALLOWS CHURCH To the faithful of Middle Woe,
May I gently ask that parishioners refrain from spreading rumours that the village well is cursed.
To the best of my knowledge, it remains entirely wholesome and fit for drinking.
Several persons have observed that Brother Geoffrey was recently taken unwell.
Whilst it is true that he drinks from the well with remarkable enthusiasm, I see no reason to conclude that the two matters are connected.
At present.
Parishioners are therefore requested to continue drawing water as normal and to avoid inventing unnecessary superstitions.
Should the well become genuinely cursed, I shall endeavour to inform everyone as promptly as circumstances permit.
You remain in my prayers.
Father Peter Puddlewick Priest of All Hallows Church, Middle Woe