Unregistered Laughter
Good morrow Parishioners,
Reports of unregistered laughter in the marketplace have reached the vestry.
Kindly restrict all laughter to approved hours, which are Thursdays, 3 pm – 3.01 pm.
Villagers who laugh outside this time in any area of the village will be required to attend a brief but joyless seminar on The Correct Management, Suppression, and Archival of Unauthorised Cheerful Expressions Within a Community Framework of 260 hours, to be attended in one sitting.
Respectfully yours, Middle Woe Parish Council
