The Village of Middle Woe

Village Water Rights

Good morrow Parishioners,

The weather in Middle Woe is due to be much warmer over the next few days. Despite this, there is to be no fighting over water rights.

Sir Edmund de Wode is, as always, excluded from this notice, as he continues to maintain that all water in the parish belongs to him personally. This has not been confirmed, investigated, or questioned by anyone except Sir Edmund himself, and therefore must naturally be true.

Respectfully yours,

Middle Woe Parish Council

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